I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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