the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i came on her dog
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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