Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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