their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
