I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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