just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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