Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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