For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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