Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Watching her eat just hurts me
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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