There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
