I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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