awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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