And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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