I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Randomize
