dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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