All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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