what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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