a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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