Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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