I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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