Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
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