What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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