So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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