Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Randomize
