well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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