He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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