Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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