so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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