I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
why do cheetos always look like penises
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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