I'm lost and stupid without you.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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