I love black thongs
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I just sucked dick on a ferry
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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