Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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