I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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