You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
bring money and cleavage
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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