ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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