brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Bring me that man meat
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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