1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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