wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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