4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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