moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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