she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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