There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Let's paint friendship bongs
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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