Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Randomize