did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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