I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
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