Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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