That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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