I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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