K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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