quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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