there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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