Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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